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- Oscar Wilde "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Optometrists
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-- Abraham Lincoln Optometrists The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
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-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Optometrists
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- Henry David Thoreau ( Optometrists If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
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-- Schopenhauer A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
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-- Frank W. Woolworth Optometrists
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
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-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Optometrists
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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-- Anonymous Optometrists Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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-- Nicholas Murray Butler Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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-- Rich Little Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Optometrists
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Optometrists I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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-- Albert Einstein Optometrists
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
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-- P. J. O'Rourke I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Optometrists
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
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-- Anon. I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
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-- Patricia Sampson Optometrists There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Optometrists
"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
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- Galileo Galilei Optometrists Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Optometrists
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
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-- Thomas Jefferson Optometrists "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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