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Mad Mad World - Tabloid headlines summary.
EMC Headline News - Broadcasting, European media and US television news from worldwide news sources.
News Feeds - Collection of UK news feeds.
NewsNow - Portal with headlines and links to full stories.
What The Papers Say - Daily round-up of top stories from the UK's newspapers with free email news service.
Newsglance.co.uk - National media headlines on one page from the major UK news sources.
Google News U.K. - Aggregated headlines and search engine for many news services. Articles are grouped by story.
Yahoo! UK & Ireland News - Aggregated headline stories grouped by topic. Full coverage sections plus search engine for stories and photos.
MSN Newsbot UK - Aggregated news stories from British and worldwide media sources.
BBC News - UK - News updated every minute.
UK Resident - A news based discussion forum for the United Kingdom focusing on politics and current affairs. Includes aggregated current news on the UK from several sources.
blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) The average person thinks he isn't. - Father Larry Lorenzoni Headline Links In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Headline Links "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. -- Harriet Beecher Stowe Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Headline Links Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone Headline Links Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. -- Buddha "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. -- Robert Frost "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Headline Links Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln Headline Links Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. -- Samuel Johnson "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Headline Links "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud Headline Links Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded. -- Yogi Berra A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Headline Links Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Headline Links If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton Headline Links "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills Headline Links "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Rabbi Julius Gordon Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. -- Philip K. Dick Headline Links "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Headline Links The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events. -- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard Headline Links The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi Headline Links "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Headline Links Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. -- Margaret Fairless Barber Headline Links Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen Headline Links As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -- Proverbs 23:7 Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Headline Links There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde Headline Links "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Headline Links
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