St Mary's GAC - News, history, teams, fixtures and results, and roll of honour.
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Ahoghill Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Ahoghill
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Ahoghill If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Ahoghill
"So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Ahoghill Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Ahoghill
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Ahoghill This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Ahoghill
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Ahoghill "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Ahoghill
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Ahoghill I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Ahoghill
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Ahoghill The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ahoghill
I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Ahoghill Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Ahoghill
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Ahoghill When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Ahoghill
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Ahoghill Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Ahoghill
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Ahoghill "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Ahoghill
