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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Antrim, Town of The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Antrim, Town of
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Antrim, Town of "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Antrim, Town of
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Antrim, Town of "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Antrim, Town of
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Antrim, Town of Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Antrim, Town of
"I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Antrim, Town of A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Antrim, Town of
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Antrim, Town of The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Antrim, Town of
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Antrim, Town of If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Antrim, Town of
"You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Antrim, Town of "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Antrim, Town of
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Antrim, Town of Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Antrim, Town of
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Antrim, Town of It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Antrim, Town of
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Antrim, Town of Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
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