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Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Ballinderry "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Ballinderry
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Ballinderry "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Ballinderry
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Ballinderry Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Ballinderry
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Ballinderry Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Ballinderry
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Ballinderry "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Ballinderry
"Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Ballinderry History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Ballinderry
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Ballinderry Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Ballinderry
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Ballinderry Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Ballinderry
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Ballinderry Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Ballinderry
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Ballinderry "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Ballinderry
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Ballinderry The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Ballinderry
