The Fullerton Arms - Information about the restaurant, bedrooms, lounges and function areas of the guest house. Includes rates and contact information, with links to local attractions.
Whitepark House - Bed and Breakfast situated on the North Antrim coast. Provides details on local attractions, prices and contact information.
Knock Soughey House - Bed and breakfast and self catering accommodation with photos and tariffs.
Braeside Cottage - Self catering holiday accommodation with photos and rates.
Crooked Easel - Features a range of paintings of local Antrim Coast scenes as well as composition works from local artist Roy Burns.
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Ballintoy When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Ballintoy
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ballintoy UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Ballintoy
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Ballintoy What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Ballintoy
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Ballintoy LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Ballintoy
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Ballintoy If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Ballintoy
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Ballintoy "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Ballintoy
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Ballintoy "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ballintoy
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Ballintoy Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Ballintoy
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Ballintoy It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Ballintoy
The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Ballintoy When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Ballintoy
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Ballintoy Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Ballintoy
