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-- William Blake In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Business and Economy
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Business and Economy To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Business and Economy
"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Business and Economy Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Business and Economy
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Business and Economy Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Business and Economy
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Business and Economy Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Business and Economy
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Business and Economy Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Business and Economy
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Business and Economy "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Business and Economy
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Business and Economy "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Business and Economy
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Business and Economy He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Business and Economy
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Business and Economy
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Business and Economy blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Business and Economy
