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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Men have become the tools of their tools.
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cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Health
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
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- Buckminster Health Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
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"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
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-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Health
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
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-- Jay Leno Health Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Health
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-- G. K. Chesterton A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Health "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Health
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Only the little people pay taxes.
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-- Diane Ackerman Health "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Health
If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
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-- James Reston "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Health
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Health "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Health
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
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poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Health
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Health If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Health
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Health Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Health
