Tully Bed and Breakfast - Located 3 miles out of the town. Overview of local facilities, sites, and photographs of the house itself.
Galgorm Manor Hotel - Suitated on the outskirts of the town. Details of accommodation, conferences, surrounding sporting facilities, location, and contact form.
Adair Arms Hotel - Accommodation with details of local attractions, facilities and a booking form.
Pinegrove Lodge - Bed and breakfast with photos, prices and information on the facilities.
Tullyglass House Hotel - Includes virtual tour and information about the accommodation, restaurant and function facilities.
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Accommodation I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Accommodation
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Accommodation There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Accommodation
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Accommodation The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Accommodation
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Accommodation Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Accommodation
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Accommodation Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Accommodation
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Accommodation Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Accommodation
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Accommodation Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Accommodation
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Accommodation To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Accommodation
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Accommodation "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Accommodation
"It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Accommodation If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Accommodation
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Accommodation What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Accommodation
