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If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
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-- Michel de Montaigne A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Travel and Tourism Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
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-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Travel and Tourism Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Travel and Tourism
Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
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-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
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"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
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-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
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-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates Travel and Tourism "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Billy Sunday They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Travel and Tourism When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
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-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
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hung The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Travel and Tourism Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Travel and Tourism
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Travel and Tourism "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Travel and Tourism
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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-- Shakespeare, William A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Travel and Tourism
