Carnlough, County Antrim - A relaxed fishing village at the foot of the famous Antrim Glens. This site contains tourism information on the area.
St John's Primary School - Grant maintained school with details of the facilities, staff and curriculum.
St MacNissi's College - Catholic grammar school with history, curriculum information, photos, news and virtual tour.
Bali-Hai Mail Order Nursery - Specialise in Hostas and cottage perennials with online ordering and form for gardening advice.
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Carnlough If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Carnlough
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Carnlough The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Carnlough
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Carnlough "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Carnlough
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Carnlough There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Carnlough
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Carnlough "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Carnlough
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Carnlough "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Carnlough
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Carnlough Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Carnlough
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Carnlough Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Carnlough
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Carnlough I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Carnlough
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Carnlough The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Carnlough
"It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Carnlough Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Carnlough
