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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Accommodation You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Accommodation
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. What's new? Most of my wife. "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Accommodation In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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-- English Proverb "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Accommodation
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Accommodation An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Accommodation
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Accommodation The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
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character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Accommodation
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Accommodation Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Accommodation
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Accommodation In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Accommodation "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Accommodation
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Accommodation
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Accommodation "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Accommodation
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Accommodation Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
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the fl "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Accommodation
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Accommodation If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
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