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An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Accommodation "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Accommodation
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Accommodation "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Accommodation
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Accommodation The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Accommodation
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-- Voltaire Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Accommodation He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Accommodation
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Accommodation The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Accommodation
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Accommodation Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Accommodation
A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Accommodation A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Accommodation
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Accommodation "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Accommodation
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Accommodation "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Accommodation
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Accommodation If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Accommodation
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Accommodation Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Accommodation
