Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Education Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Education
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Education You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Education
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Education "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) May you never leave your marriage alive. The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Education Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Education
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Education There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Education
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Education
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Education No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Education
"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Education "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Education
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Education Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Education
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Education Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Education
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Education The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Education
