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McGeown's Bar and Restaurant - Includes photographs, menus and online reservation facilities.
Triple A Chemicals Limited - Manufacturers and suppliers of cleaning and hygiene products. List of goods offered and contact information.
St Joseph's GAC - Includes news, player profiles and sponsorship information.
The Ballance House - Home of one of New Zealand's Prime Ministers, John Ballance. Includes virtual tour, events and location details.
Tullynewbank Stables - Offering riding and livery facilities. Includes tariffs and location.
Farm and Fun Wheels - All terrain vehicle specialists with details and photos of available products.
Walrus Computers - Offering managed ADSL broadband, domain hosting and e-mail services. Includes details of services offered.
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Glenavy When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Glenavy Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Glenavy There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. -- Samuel Butler There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne Glenavy People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -- Buddy Hackett If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein Glenavy My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The- Box. -- Wil Shriner The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt Glenavy blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager Glenavy Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller Silence is argument carried out by other means. -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at Glenavy It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. -- Orison Swett Marden Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous Glenavy Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. -- Aristotle If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Glenavy He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. -- Joseph Addison I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa Glenavy "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Glenavy Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. -- Simeon Strunsky I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. -- Oscar Wilde "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale Glenavy If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. -- Margaret Fairless Barber There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Glenavy For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. -- Woody Allen It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Glenavy I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates the Glenavy Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. -- G. K. Chesterton It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James Glenavy "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life. -- Abbie M. Dale "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Glenavy Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -- Anonymous Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. -- Al Capp Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Glenavy Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins Glenavy We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen. -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society. -- C. Stacey Woods "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Glenavy "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Glenavy
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