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great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
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-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Health
Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Health If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Health
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
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-- Fran Lebowitz My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Health
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Health A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Health
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Health If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Health
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Health "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Health
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Health The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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-- Mark Russell Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Health
He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Health In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Health
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Health "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Health
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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-- Abraham Lincoln Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
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- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Health
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Health "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
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