The Country Garage - BMW dealer with contact information and details of products and services.
Rosspark Hotel - Provides accommodation and conference facilities. Details of the rooms and rates. [Flash]
Edenvale Holiday Cottages - Details and history of the two locations, plus price list and contact details.
Laurel Farm - Bed and breakfast accommodation with photos and location map.
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Kells Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Kells
How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kells Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Kells
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Kells "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Kells
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Kells I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Kells
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Kells "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Kells
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Kells "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Kells
"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Kells Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Kells
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Kells You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Kells
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Kells He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kells
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Kells The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Kells
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Kells Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Kells
