After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Travel and Tourism You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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-- Ralph Mars To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Travel and Tourism
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
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-- E. W. Howe "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Travel and Tourism
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Travel and Tourism Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Travel and Tourism
The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
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-- T. S. Eliot The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Travel and Tourism There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Travel and Tourism
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Travel and Tourism Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism
then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Travel and Tourism blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Travel and Tourism
"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Travel and Tourism
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Travel and Tourism
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor May you never leave your marriage alive. Travel and Tourism You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Travel and Tourism
