Newtownabbey Online - Local geographical portal for Newtownabbey, including news, events and information on economy, local government, community, learning and health.
Wholesale and Retail Training Council - Training and development organisation dedicated to the retail and wholesale business sector. Courses, services and contact details shown.
Brian Hughes Photography - Irish landscape/street photography in black and white,infrared and colour.
Monkstown Baptist Church - Provides information on the daily activities within the church. Also information on the missionaries from the church and the church magazines.
Christ Church, Abbots Cross - A evangelical congregational church. Includes information on the missions and ministry.
Newtownabbey Methodist Mission - Worship, including service times, and prayer, organisations for all ages, events, photos and contact.
The Original White House - Oldest building in the borough of Newtownabbey. Includes history and restoration plans, plus information about Abbey Historical Society.
Paul Crawford Photography - Portfolio and online booking for wedding and portrait photographer. Located in Glengormley.
Village Pharmacy - Provides company information and forms for ordering deliveries.
Pride of the Hill Flute Band - Includes history and information about parades attended, as well as songs and reviews of recordings.
Whiteabbey Presbyterian Church - Presbyterian Church in Ireland congregation. Features overview, organisations, services, diary and prayer.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Newtownabbey "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Newtownabbey
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Newtownabbey The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Newtownabbey
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Newtownabbey "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Newtownabbey
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Newtownabbey Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Newtownabbey
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Newtownabbey The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Newtownabbey
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Newtownabbey The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Newtownabbey
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Newtownabbey "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Newtownabbey
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Newtownabbey It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Newtownabbey
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Newtownabbey Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Newtownabbey
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Newtownabbey The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Newtownabbey
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Newtownabbey He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Newtownabbey