"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Travel and Tourism
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Travel and Tourism Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Travel and Tourism
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Travel and Tourism "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Travel and Tourism Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Travel and Tourism
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Travel and Tourism
Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Travel and Tourism There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Travel and Tourism "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Travel and Tourism
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Travel and Tourism
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Travel and Tourism I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Travel and Tourism
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Travel and Tourism A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Travel and Tourism
