John Mulholland Motors Ltd - Skoda dealership with information about the new, used and imported cars for sale.
Galeforce Wind Turbines (NI) Ltd - Supply wind turbines and solar products to the domestic and commercial sectors. Includes product information, agent details and company location.
Thomas Devlin - Rover and MG dismantler, and new parts supplier. Provides company profile, opening hours and contact details.
MacKenzies Removals Ltd - Provides a summary of services, contact details and hours of business.
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Randalstown Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Randalstown
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Randalstown Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Randalstown
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Randalstown Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Randalstown
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Randalstown Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Randalstown
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Randalstown "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Randalstown
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Randalstown Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Randalstown
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Randalstown Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Randalstown
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Randalstown Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Randalstown
"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Randalstown Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Randalstown
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Randalstown The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Randalstown
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Randalstown The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Randalstown
