"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Stoneyford Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Stoneyford
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Stoneyford "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Stoneyford
"Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Stoneyford If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Stoneyford
The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Stoneyford Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Stoneyford
blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Stoneyford I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Stoneyford
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Stoneyford "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Stoneyford
blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Stoneyford Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Stoneyford
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Stoneyford Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Stoneyford
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Stoneyford "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Stoneyford
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Stoneyford Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Stoneyford
What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Stoneyford The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Stoneyford
