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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Templepatrick The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Templepatrick
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Templepatrick The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Templepatrick
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Templepatrick The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Templepatrick
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Templepatrick Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Templepatrick
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Templepatrick The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Templepatrick
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Templepatrick I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Templepatrick
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Templepatrick "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Templepatrick
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Templepatrick There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Templepatrick
Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Templepatrick The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Templepatrick
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Templepatrick May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Templepatrick
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Templepatrick Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Templepatrick
