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Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Toomebridge Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Toomebridge
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Toomebridge "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Toomebridge
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Toomebridge Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Toomebridge
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Toomebridge Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Toomebridge
If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Toomebridge I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Toomebridge
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Toomebridge I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Toomebridge
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Toomebridge Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Toomebridge
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Toomebridge The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Toomebridge
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Toomebridge If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Toomebridge
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Toomebridge May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Toomebridge
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Toomebridge When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
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