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Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Whitehead Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Whitehead
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Whitehead Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Whitehead
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Whitehead "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Whitehead
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Whitehead It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Whitehead
Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Whitehead A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Whitehead
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Whitehead "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Whitehead
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Whitehead "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Whitehead
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Whitehead "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whitehead
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Whitehead "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Whitehead
"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Whitehead Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Whitehead
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Whitehead Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Whitehead
