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Armagh County Museum - Provides location map, information about museum collections, virtual tour, events guide and educational resources.
Armagh Pipers - Promotes traditional uilleann pipe music in the local area. Includes newsletter, photos and information about classes.
The Bard of Armagh Festival of Humorous Verse - Includes reviews, hall of fame and booking information.
Johh Hewitt Summer School - Annual literary and arts event with programme, booking information and a biography of the poet John Hewitt.
Market Place Theatre - Includes information from drama to comedy nights, from children's shows to variety entertainment.
Met Arena - Night club. Includes events calendar, resident DJ profile, photos and information on the DJ agency services available. [Flash]
Armagh Old Boys Silver Band - Brass and reed band affiliated to the Boys' Brigade. Includes history, newsletter, constitution and event information.
Ballykeel Loyal Sons of Ulster - Loyalist marching band. Features photos and contacts.
Peter Houlahan - Local bodhran player, with photos.
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Jerome Cummings Arts and Entertainment The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Arts and Entertainment Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age. -- Henry Kissinger blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Arts and Entertainment Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. -- Phyllis McGinley The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa Arts and Entertainment One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings Arts and Entertainment Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye Arts and Entertainment My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. -- Buddy Hackett To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers Arts and Entertainment Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor My other wife is beautiful. Arts and Entertainment There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo Arts and Entertainment The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community. -- William James Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Arts and Entertainment All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician Arts and Entertainment What's new? Most of my wife. There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. -- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. -- Samuel Butler "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Arts and Entertainment Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. -- Alfred A. Knopf Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Arts and Entertainment The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Arts and Entertainment When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha Arts and Entertainment Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Arts and Entertainment Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. -- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop Arts and Entertainment In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington Arts and Entertainment
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