People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Health A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Health
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Health The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Health
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Health Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Health
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Health This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Health
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Health blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Health
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Health If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Health
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Health "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Health
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Health Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Health
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Health Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Health
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Health The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Health
"If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Health [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Health
