Trasnaboys - A group of local musicians who meet to play traditional Irish music. With profiles and download samples.
Derrylee Flute Band - Loyalist blood and thunder marching band. Includes parade information and contacts. Co. Armagh.
The Lyttle Family - Celtic music group, playing a range of contemporary and traditional music. With sample music downloads.
Lislea Drama Festival - Held annually in March. Features event programme and photos of previous festivals.
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