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Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Recreation and Sports "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Recreation and Sports
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Recreation and Sports Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Recreation and Sports "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Recreation and Sports
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Recreation and Sports If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Recreation and Sports
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Recreation and Sports Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Recreation and Sports You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Recreation and Sports
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Recreation and Sports There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Recreation and Sports
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Recreation and Sports When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Recreation and Sports
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Recreation and Sports
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Recreation and Sports
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Recreation and Sports The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
