You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Crossmaglen "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Crossmaglen
Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Crossmaglen Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Crossmaglen
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Crossmaglen "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Crossmaglen
The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Crossmaglen "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Crossmaglen
Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Crossmaglen If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Crossmaglen
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Crossmaglen The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Crossmaglen
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Crossmaglen A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Crossmaglen
The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Crossmaglen An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Crossmaglen
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Crossmaglen Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Crossmaglen
Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Crossmaglen Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Crossmaglen
"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Crossmaglen He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Crossmaglen
