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Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Cullyhanna Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Cullyhanna
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Cullyhanna May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Cullyhanna
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Cullyhanna The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Cullyhanna
"Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Cullyhanna "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Cullyhanna
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Cullyhanna And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Cullyhanna
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Cullyhanna "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Cullyhanna
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Cullyhanna My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Cullyhanna
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Cullyhanna The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Cullyhanna
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Cullyhanna Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Cullyhanna
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Cullyhanna One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Cullyhanna
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Cullyhanna Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Cullyhanna
