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"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Donacloney "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Donacloney
We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Donacloney While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Donacloney
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Donacloney Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Donacloney
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Donacloney If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Donacloney
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Donacloney Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Donacloney
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Donacloney Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Donacloney
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Donacloney "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Donacloney
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Donacloney "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Donacloney
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Donacloney "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Donacloney
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Donacloney Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Donacloney
"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Donacloney "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Donacloney
