Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Glenanne No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Glenanne
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Glenanne My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Glenanne
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Glenanne Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Glenanne
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Glenanne "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Glenanne
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Glenanne "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Glenanne
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Glenanne "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Glenanne
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Glenanne You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Glenanne
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Glenanne When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Glenanne
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Glenanne Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Glenanne
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Glenanne Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Glenanne
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Glenanne You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Glenanne
