The Craigavon Area Hospital Group Trust - Includes press releases, annual report and details of services and departments. Responsible for hospitals in Portadown and Lurgan.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Health I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Health
In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Health God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Health Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Health
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Health The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Health
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Man and wife make one fool. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Health You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Health
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Health Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Health
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Health Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Health
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Health If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Health
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Health
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Health "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Health
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Health Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
