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Drumderg Loyalists Flute Band - Loyalist marching band. Includes photos, parade reports, history and newspaper cuttings.
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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Keady Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Keady
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Keady Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Keady
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Keady If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Keady
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Keady Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Keady
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Keady "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Keady
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Keady If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Keady
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Keady "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Keady
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Keady When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Keady
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Keady "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Keady
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Keady Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Keady
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Keady "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Keady
