Orchard Window Company - U-PVC window manufacturers with product information and contact details.
Loughgall Football Club - Official club site with news, player profiles, photo gallery, history and honors.
DWI Web Design - Details of design policies and pricing, web hosting options, technical support for current clients and contact information.
Hope of Ulster Lodge No. 130 - Junior Loyal Orange Order for boys through age 15. History, officers, and contact information.
Bmweb Design - Web design services offered. Includes portfolio and contacts.
Loughgall Presbyterian Church - Presbyterian Church in Ireland congregation and known locally as Cloveneden. Features mission statement, history and information on organizations and ministries.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Loughgall A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Loughgall
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Loughgall I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Loughgall
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Loughgall The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Loughgall
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Loughgall "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Loughgall
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Loughgall "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Loughgall
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Loughgall Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Loughgall
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Loughgall Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Loughgall
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Loughgall Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Loughgall
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Loughgall Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Loughgall
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Loughgall "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Loughgall
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Loughgall Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Loughgall
