Gosford Forest Park - Provides a history of the park and information on the castle. Also includes photos of the camping and caravanning site.
Softplay Places - Offering a range of indoor soft and adventure play units. Examples and contact details provided.
Soltex Carpet Ltd - Manufacturer of tufted, woven and handmade carpets from wool, nylon and polypropylene. Includes product information and contact details.
F Mc Cone and Sons Ltd - Road construction contractors using bitmac, asphalt or sma. Also surface private dwellings, forecourts and driveways. Includes quote form.
Armagh Guided Tours - Walking or bus tours of the city and surrounding area. Includes itineraries and contact details.
Maghnavery House - Bed and breakfast accommodation. Includes tariffs and location details.
Markethill High School - Includes information on the staff, departments, activities and pupil's pages.
blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Markethill The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Markethill
There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Markethill It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Markethill
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Markethill There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Markethill
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Markethill "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Markethill
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Markethill It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Markethill
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Markethill Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Markethill
There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Markethill Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Markethill
"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Markethill Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Markethill
Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Markethill Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Markethill
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Markethill "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Markethill
History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Markethill "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Markethill
