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Johnstons of Mountnorris - Producers and exporters of hatching eggs from the Hybro breed of broiler chicken. Includes yield information.
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Mountnorris The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Mountnorris The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Mountnorris
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Mountnorris "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Mountnorris
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Mountnorris "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Mountnorris
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Mountnorris If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Mountnorris
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Mountnorris We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Mountnorris
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Mountnorris Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Mountnorris
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Mountnorris No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Mountnorris
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Mountnorris He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Mountnorris
I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Mountnorris A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Mountnorris
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Mountnorris Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Mountnorris
