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That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Portadown I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Portadown
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Portadown "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Portadown
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Portadown Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Portadown
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Portadown To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Portadown
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Portadown "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Portadown
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Portadown I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Portadown
It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Portadown People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Portadown
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Portadown The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Portadown
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Portadown You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Portadown
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Portadown Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Portadown
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Portadown Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Portadown
