I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Education Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Education
"Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Education Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Education
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Education In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education
"Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Education In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Education
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Education I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Education
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Education "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Education
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Education Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Education
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Education Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Education The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Education
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Education A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Education
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Education Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Education
