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Better Red Than Dead - Unofficial Portadown Football Club site with information about the club, schedules, stats, players, photos, and other resources. Includes mailing list, chat room, forums, and a fanzine.
Gateway Theatre Home Page - Amateur theatre group. Site includes history, production information, and links to other theatres in Northern Ireland.
Portadown YMCA - Includes news and information about the organisation's youth clubs and camps.
4th Portadown Scout Groups - Includes program information, leadership contacts and activities for Squirrels, Beavers, Cubs, Scouts, Venture Scouts.
Portadown Youth Football Club - Includes history, photos and information on the junior teams.
Portadown Rugby Football Club - Official website with news, fixtures, results, match reports, photos and contacts.
Ballinteggart Stud - Stud standing top quality stallions, also with young stock for sale.
Portadown Football Club - Official site with history, news, match reports, player profiles and contact details.
Edenderry Tennis Club - Local tennis club, with membership information.
... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Recreation and Sports Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan Recreation and Sports If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole Recreation and Sports It's no credit to anyone to work to hard. -- Ed Howe If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugl Recreation and Sports I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Recreation and Sports He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Recreation and Sports People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. -- Byrd Baggett I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student Recreation and Sports Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer Recreation and Sports "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. -- Aristotle What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowf Recreation and Sports "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. -- Gandhi I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno Recreation and Sports "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday Recreation and Sports I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. -- Plutarch The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -- Niels Bohr Recreation and Sports I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Recreation and Sports "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coattails. -- H. L. Mencken "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Recreation and Sports Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Recreation and Sports To love another person is to see the face of God. -- Lyric from Les Miserables Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Recreation and Sports Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food. -- Anonymous Recreation and Sports Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Recreation and Sports Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Recreation and Sports I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example. -- Anon. Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald Recreation and Sports
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