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-- H. L. Mencken Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
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-- Chekhov Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
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-- Mother Teresa Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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-- Indira Gandhi The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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- Lucille S. Harper Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
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-- Isaac Asimov You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Accommodation Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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-- Jilly Cooper The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Accommodation "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Accommodation
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
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-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
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-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
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The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
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-- Groucho Marx He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Accommodation Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Accommodation
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-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
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-- Rodney Dangerfield The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Accommodation
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
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It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
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