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Recreation and Sports Links

County Armagh Golf Club - 18 hole parkland course. Facilities, course and joining information provided.
Lough Neagh sailing Club - Contains messageboard, obituaries, news, history, boats, handicaps, schedule, results database, and photo gallery. Based on Oxford Island.
North Armagh Motorcycle and Car Club - Club history, photo gallery, and news from the club that runs the Tandragee 100 Races.
Dromintee GAC - Includes news, history, photos, fixtures and results.
Ashfield Golf Club - Eighteen hole course in Cullyhanna.
Armagh GAA - Up-to-date county news and all club fixtures and results. Also includes history, pictures and contact details.
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again. -- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- George S. Patton, Jr. Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy Recreation and Sports I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. -- Gandhi Recreation and Sports "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. -- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Recreation and Sports We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Nietzsche Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. -- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Recreation and Sports Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that. -- John Stuart Mill Recreation and Sports "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee. -- Polish proverb "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper Recreation and Sports "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert Recreation and Sports Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. -- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Recreation and Sports Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. -- Sigmund Freud The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Recreation and Sports Soul meets soul on lovers lips. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei My other wife is beautiful. Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. -- Typewriting exercise Recreation and Sports God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. -- Alfred Hitchcock Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Recreation and Sports I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. -- William Congreve Recreation and Sports The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke Recreation and Sports Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out. -- Rick Radebaugh "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Recreation and Sports "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will. -- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Recreation and Sports Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Recreation and Sports I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte Recreation and Sports There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Recreation and Sports
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