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Tandragee Golf Club - Includes news, fixtures, results, history, course guide, green fees, mailing list and location.
AC Vehicle Components - Offering a range of parts and accessories for European and Japanese vehicles. Details and prices online.
Taranto De Pol - Manufacturers of concrete flooring, stairs and landings. Company history and contact details.
Tandragee Rovers Football Club - Features news, history, photos and information about the 1st and 2nd teams.
Smyth Properties - Estate agents with details of available properties.
Tayto - Manufacturer of crisps and snacks. Includes company history, product range, factory tour, online store and competitions.
Walsh Mushrooms - Suppliers of mushrooms and compost with company profile, product range, recipes and ordering information.
New Quay Construction - Specialises in new builds, refurbishment, shopfitting, in-house joinery and roofing. Includes case studies and contact information.
Horticonsult - Garden landscape consultant and design service, with portfolio and contact details.
"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances. -- Kenneth H. Blanchard Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Tandragee Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland Tandragee Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. 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Mencken Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth- knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself. -- Karl Barth "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Tandragee Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley Tandragee The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Tandragee I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper Tandragee The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Tandragee Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us. -- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Tandragee I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Tandragee Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Tandragee A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. Mead Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Tandragee "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire Tandragee "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor. -- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Tandragee We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Tandragee "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) If we don't change the direction we are going, We are likely to end up where we are heading. -- Chinese saying What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper Tandragee "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask th The nourishment is palatable. -- Millard Fillmore, dying words Tandragee Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. -- Friedrich Nietzsch Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli Tandragee Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx Tandragee Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Tandragee Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert Tandragee
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