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BASC Irish Game Fair - Annual country sports event held in June. Features regular updates, list of events, and information for exhibitors. Ballywater Demesne, Co Down.
Ulster Fleadh Cheoil - Annual traditional music festival held at the end of July. Includes porgramme, competition venues, history, photos and accommodation information.
Association Of Ulster Drama Festivals - Features news, history and details of regional festivals.
Miss Northern Ireland - Includes rules, how to enter, press releases and photos of previous winners.
Ulster Gardens Scheme - Open garden event to raise fund for the National Trust in the province. Includes event calendar and contacts.
National Countrysports Fair - Annual fair at the end of May. Fair features hunting, fishing, shooting, gundogs, clay pigeons, wildlife, terriers, lurchers, rural crafts, and country food. Information about exhibitors, accommodations and bookings. Co Down.
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Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Events and Festivals I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Events and Festivals It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Events and Festivals An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein Events and Festivals Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Events and Festivals All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all other betrayals come. -- Cormac McCarthy "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James Events and Festivals Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Events and Festivals Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. -- WARREN BEATTY "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Events and Festivals "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest Events and Festivals Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Events and Festivals Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Events and Festivals Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Events and Festivals "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crow Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry Events and Festivals Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford Events and Festivals I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. -- Oscar Wilde "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Events and Festivals All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne Events and Festivals I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy Events and Festivals
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