Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Marching Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Marching
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Marching God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Marching
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Marching Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Marching
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Marching Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Marching
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Marching The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Marching
ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 May you never leave your marriage alive. "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Marching Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Marching
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Marching A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marching
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Marching Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Marching
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marching I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Marching
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Marching The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Marching
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Marching "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Marching
