It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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-- Albert Einstein Photographers Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Photographers
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Photographers "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Photographers
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Photographers I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Photographers
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Photographers "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Photographers
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Photographers Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Photographers
Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Photographers Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Photographers
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Photographers A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Photographers
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Photographers The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Photographers
"Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Photographers "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Photographers
Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Photographers When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Photographers
Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Photographers Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Photographers
