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-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
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- Socrates Oil and Gas
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This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
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-- H. Jackson Brown The gods too are fond of a joke.
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- Martin Luther King Jr. He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
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"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
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? Work Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
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For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
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-- Rick Radebaugh People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
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-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
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-- George Clemenceau When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
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-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
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- Umberto Eco Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
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-- Anon Oil and Gas
Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
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-- Jerry Seinfeld "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
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-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Oil and Gas
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
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-- Niels Bohr An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
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-- Harold Loukes If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
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Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
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When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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-- Confucius Oil and Gas Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
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-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Oil and Gas
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
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flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
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