Belfast Harlequins RFC - Senior club, now in Div 1 of the All Ireland League. Also with Men's and Women's hockey and cricket sections. Includes fixtures and contact information.
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We love because it's the only true adventure.
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-- Ambrose Bierce Rugby
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-- Oscar Wilde Rugby
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-- Robert Louis Stevenson Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
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of "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
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-- Malcolm Forbes Rugby
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Billy Sunday Rugby Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Rugby
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
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-- Latin Proverb In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Rugby
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Rugby "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Rugby
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
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-- Abraham Lincoln The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Rugby
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
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-- Wernher von Braun "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Rugby An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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