"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
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Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
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I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
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There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
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"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
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how to make us disobedient.
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I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
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A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
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Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
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-- Malcolm Forbes Web Design and Development
"Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
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With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
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I didn't accept it. I received it.
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